I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
id be glad to
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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