So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
