i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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