I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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