In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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