Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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