i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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