i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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