I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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