i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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