Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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