Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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