just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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