I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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