im drinking this country out of the recession.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
