I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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