big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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