I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My vagina is very pro this idea
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