I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
