i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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