Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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