now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We are two peas in an std pod
She's the barista slut.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
