There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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