Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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