At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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