I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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