Who did Billy Mays play for?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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