I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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