You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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