and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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