If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
His nipple licking is glorious
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