First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You dont lie about slip and slides
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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