it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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