I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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