yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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