Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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