worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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