They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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