who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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