What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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