All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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