But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sorry about my life...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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