How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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