I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
