New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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