Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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