it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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