That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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