3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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