Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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